Church of Divine Apathy

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About the cult | Cultspreading and propaganda | Stream avatars

All of the cult, none of the responsibility!

Welcome to the Church of Divine Apathy, dedicated to the realization and worship of our own innate irrelevance.

Looking for answers?
Try the Book of Divine Apathy

"You know that kid who bought your soul at lunch with a Hostess cake? Well, we're that kid. And we're cashing in."
- Leader

"It is not appropriate to build a mission statement for an apathetic cult, as apathy is characterized by a lack of interest, motivation, or concern. Cult organizations typically involve a shared set of beliefs, goals, and practices that engage and energize their members. Apathy is the opposite of this, and therefore, an apathetic cult would not have a clear mission or purpose."
- OpenAI GPT Chat Assistant

Cultspreading is highly enouraged!
Download and print our business cards here. Strangers love them!
Tip: Print double-sided on heavy paper for best results.

Want to make your own uniquely homogenous cult content? For information and inspiration, check out our propaganda packs!

stream avatars

Cultists experience equality through loss of identity. During our broadcasts, we further diversify our anonymity with an assortment of decorative avatars!

Find the one that best represents you... and then collect the rest of them, because then your collection will be complete. Until we inevitably make more. Then you can collect those, too.

Note: The stream must be live for all of this to work. Or we need to have left Stream Avatars running while we're offline, but we wouldn't count on that.

customizing your cultist

Configure your appearance using the Stream Avatars panel!

You can choose from among the avatars that are free or that you have unlocked. Some #(avatar)s can be unlocked using #(avatarpoints), others using #(twitchbits), and still others by completing challenges (some more challenging than others).

How to select an avatar
[coming soon]
In addition to custom avatars, gear pieces are also available! Gear pieces are made available as rewards in many of our stream events, as well as by completing certain activities during streams, so be on the lookout.
How to select gear pieces
[coming soon]
avatar points

Avatar Points are a digital currency that can be gambled, dueled for, sacrificed, and of course spent to unlock new avatars.

Like #(channelpoints), Avatar Points are earned passively while hanging out in chat during the stream. They can also be earned as rewards for certain activities, or through gambling and dueling. Some of our channel point #(reward)s involve Avatar Points, too.

Ways to earn Avatar Points
[coming soon]
Avatar commands

Control your avatar and invoke special effects using special command words!

Some commands are available to all cultists, while others are limited to moderators only.

Usable by All Cultists
!jump
Cause your avatar to jump straight up! Useful for catching #(eyebat)s.
!sit
Cause your avatar to sit down and stop moving for a while. Avatars sit in many unique ways!
!stand
Stands you back up if you were sitting, so you can mill around again.
!right X !left X
Move X paces to the right or left.
!p
Praise! A classically emphatic celebratory exclamation, uniquely expressed by each avatar.

[more coming soon]

Usable by Mods Only
[coming soon]
Avatar collection
Free:
These avatars are free and available for any cultist to select.
base-cultist-1

Description: A cultist, plain and simple.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

base-cultist-2

Description: A cultist, mildly rotund.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

base-cultist-3

Description: A cultist, gesticulating mildly.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

base-cultist-4

Description: Another cultist, plain and simple.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

base-cultist-5

Description: A cultist, cultspreading.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

base-demon-1

Description: Not a cat.

How to get it: Free and available to all! Unlocked by default.

Mods Only:
These avatars are available only to Twitch channel moderators.
special-orb

Description: Ponder this.

How to get it: Available only to Twitch channel moderators. Exalt our glorious mods!

Subs Only:
Twitch subscribers can choose from this exclusive collection!
special-sub

Description: You've been powering up, we can tell. The epitome of cult ascension: laser hands.

How to get it: Subscribe to the #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) on Twitch.

Unique:
These avatars are unique and were made available only to specific cultists, or unlocked in special scenarios that are now lost to time. If you have one, feel special.
x-barkbark

Description: Who's a good doggo? This cultist! Created in honor of a cultist's best friend, the loyal bark bark: DNDLocke.

How to get it: Be bark bark (sorry, there's only one).

special-prego

Description: A cultist, gestating intensely. Created in honor of Kismetesque for her baby shower stream!

How to get it: No longer available. Kinda had to be there.

Special Rewards:
Getting these means jumping through some hoops. These are challenges for the true collector.
x-noir

Description: I should have asked for more time off. He should have asked for a lawyer.

How to get it: Win five #(duel)s.

x-sacrifice

Description: Wait, why am I the only one here in a white robe?

How to get it: Redeem the Sacrifice channel point reward to spend your hard earned #(channel points) and give another cultist some #(avatarpoints).

x-ralf-tower

Description: A spirited trio of Ralphs attempting feats beyond their usual capabilities.

How to get it: Get the golden #(ralph)!

x-corekeeper

Description: A two-dimensional cultist peeled straight out of Core Keeper, where leader painstakingly cleared a large area of the map and built it square by square.

How to get it: Watch this #(core keeper clip) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a stream.

x-rules

Description: Ask the librarian, get the answer. The whole entire answer. With references.

How to get it: Read the #(rules) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

x-facebook

Description: We tried the face thing, too; it never caught on.

How to get it: Join the Church of Divine Apathy on #(facebook) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a stream.

x-instagramcat

Description: We heard you like cats. Are we doing it right?

How to get it: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(instagram) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

x-wagoner

Description: Propaganda on wheels! Enjoy cult programming all day, every day. Praise.

How to get it: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(youtube) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

x-discord

Description: A cultist playing a sacred cult instrument: the discordian. Lack of formal musical training is encouraged.

How to get it: Join the Church of Divine Apathy #(discord) server and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

x-flyingdemon

Description: The flyer said BYOS. Where's yours?

How to get it: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(twitter) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

x-thing

Description: Hello, fellow cultists! One of us, am I right?!

How to get it: Redeem the Respec Leader reward with your #(channel points) for a chance to win it!

x-hover

Description: With powers gained from the absorption of a short-lived internet phenomenon, hover effortlessly among your fellow cultists.

How to get it: Redeem the Respec Leader reward with your #(channel points) for a chance to win it!

seasonal-cultist-halloween1

Description: This year, The Science wanted to be a cultist pulling a wagon with a pumpkin in it. Who are we to deny The Science?

How to get it: Participate in our fall seasonal #(stream) event!

seasonal-demon-halloween1

Description: It's just a cute lil jack-o-lantern! ...that may not have been there a moment ago. Wait, where'd it go?

How to get it: Participate in our fall seasonal #(stream) event!

x-demongoat

Description: And the goat ran away with the demon! Ahh, a classic.

How to get it: End the month with the most subs/gift subs! Use !subs to check the leaderboard in the #{stream}

Stream Friend Exclusives:
By leader's various decrees, we have paid homage to a few special cultists' streams! Should you gain access to their exclusive emotes, use them in our channel and unlock these exclusive collectibles.
custom-samsnotculty

Description: Sam's not culty... or is she? An homage to #(samsnotfunny). Fun fact: This was originally created as a reward for participating in a fundraiser to get surgery for her cat Oliver. Extra fun fact: we did it!

How to get it: Use a #(samsnotfunny.streamer) emote in chat.

custom-thunderkitty

Description: An incorporeal cat became a cultist, courtesy of Kanyon. #(ThunderKaynon), that is.

How to get it: Use a #(thunderkanyon.streamer) emote in chat.

custom-vaguelyderbi

Description: That hat looks vaguely familiar... it's Derbi! An homage to #(VincentVaguely).

How to get it: Use a #(VincentVaguely.streamer) emote in chat.

custom-aubunny

Description: Some of us are a bunny sometimes. A floofy bouncy homage to #(aubreykadabra)!

How to get it: Use an #(aubreykadabra.streamer) emote in chat.

custom-pixiedew

Description: Bringing divine apathy to the residents Stardew Valley! All of them. An initiative was undertaken by #(xChaosxPixiex) to turn all of the character sprites into cultists, and we turned right back around and made one into an avatar! This avatar charms us all with its adorable unique !h ability. 〈3

How to get it: Use a #(xChaosxPixiex.streamercu) emote in chat.

Buyable - 2000 Avatar Points:
Each of these are available to purchase for 2000 Avatar Points.
set1-cultist-1

Description: A cultist, plain and simple.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-2

Description: This cultist is here to censer you. Prepare for heady vapors...

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-3

Description: Out cultspreading? Need a pick-me-up? Why not grab a coffee from that popular coffee place like everyone else? Sip languidly.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-4

Description: Stay up-to-date on the news of our times with News Times! Don't miss the latest in DOOOOOM... you wouldn't want to say you didn't see it coming, right?

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-5

Description: 20% chance to dodge. 20% chance to walk through walls. 20% chance to drop that thing you were holding when your hand phases out.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-6

Description: Cursed? Blessed? You either get too close to the void, or just close enough.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-7

Description: We all have our demons. If you can't shake 'em, hug 'em.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-8

Description: Sacrifice: It's a messy job, but someone's gotta do it. Someone else's job is cleaning the floor, though.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

set1-cultist-9

Description: Pay no attention to the hand behind the robe. Just look at this cute lil guy! And do to whatever he says!

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 2000 #(avatarpoints).

Buyable - 3000 Avatar Points:
Each of these are available to purchase for 3000 Avatar Points.
x-fork

Description: It was pretty apathetic as mobs go, but the pitchfork really brought the theme together.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-sword

Description: After spending hours in the library studying the art of the sword, it was time to put theory into practice. Better bring the manual, though...

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-stabbysword

Description: Carefully rehearsing the perfect sacrificial stroke, this cultist is ready to follow through.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-pizza

Description: The most loyal cultist is the one who brings pizza to the sacrifice.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-torch

Description: Venture confidently into the darkness with this combustion-powered illuminating device! Recommended by 9/10 adventurer-archaeologists.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-coffeedemon

Description: Don't talk to demons before they've had their coffee.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-bibleofdoom

Description: They tell you not to judge a book by it's cover, but you probably could have taken a cue from a title like 'Bible of Doom', eh?

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

x-demonsparkler

Description: A festive demon, partaking in an age-old pasttime: playing with fire.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 3000 #(avatarpoints).

Buyable - 5000 Avatar Points:
Each of these are available to purchase for 5000 Avatar Points.
x-mutant

Description: A cultist, with a few unique properties. Great to have around the kitchen, too.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 5000 #(avatarpoints).

x-stoner

Description: Chill out with the divine apathy vibes.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 5000 #(avatarpoints).

Buyable - 250 Twitch Bits:
Each of these are available to purchase for 250 Twitch Bits (yeah, money).
x-goat

Description: The flyer said BYOS. Where's yours?

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 250 #(twitchbits).

x-fire

Description: No, these robes aren't flame retardant. And yes, all these candles are completely necessary for the ritual. What?

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 250 #(twitchbits).

x-portal

Description: A cultist, incredibly confident that these portals are going to come out where he thinks they will.

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 250 #(twitchbits).

x-scientist

Description: The facts! The checks! The science! Here at Cult Labs, we're changing the way miracles are perceived. Ask your doctor if prescription ApathX is right for you!

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 250 #(twitchbits).

Buyable - 500 Twitch Bits:
Each of these are available to purchase for 250 Twitch Bits (yeah, more money).
set1-demontower

Description: Just a cultist, plain and simple! Definitely not three (or four?) demons in a cult robe...

How to get it: Available in the Stream Avatars shop for 500 #(twitchbits).

crane game

coming soon!