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About the cult | Cultspreading and propaganda | Stream avatars

All of the cult, none of the responsibility!

Welcome to the Church of Divine Apathy, dedicated to the realization and worship of our own innate irrelevance.

Contrary to popular beliefs!

"You know that kid who bought your soul at lunch with a Hostess cake? Well, we're that kid. And we're cashing in."
- Leader

Looking for answers?
Try the Book of Divine Apathy

"It is not appropriate to build a mission statement for an apathetic cult, as apathy is characterized by a lack of interest, motivation, or concern. Cult organizations typically involve a shared set of beliefs, goals, and practices that engage and energize their members. Apathy is the opposite of this, and therefore, an apathetic cult would not have a clear mission or purpose."
- OpenAI GPT Chat Assistant

Cultspreading is highly encouraged!


Download and print our business cards here. Strangers love them!
Tip: Print double-sided on heavy paper for best results.

Want to make your own uniquely homogenous cult content? For information and inspiration, check out our propaganda packs!

Peruse a library of intermittent emptiness and excruciating detail!

stream avatars

Cultists experience equality through loss of identity. During our broadcasts, we further diversify our anonymity with an assortment of decorative avatars!

Find the one that best represents you... and then collect the rest of them, because then your collection will be complete. Until we inevitably make more. Then you can collect those, too.

Note: The stream must be live for all of this to work. Or we need to have left Stream Avatars running while we're offline, but we wouldn't count on that.

customizing your cultist

Configure your appearance using the Stream Avatars panel!

You can choose from among the avatars that are free or that you have unlocked. Some #(avatar)s can be unlocked using #(avatarpoints), others using #(twitchbits), and still others by completing challenges (some more challenging than others).

How to select an avatar
[coming soon]
In addition to custom avatars, gear pieces are also available! Gear pieces are made available as rewards in many of our stream events, as well as by completing certain activities during streams, so be on the lookout.
How to select gear pieces
[coming soon]
avatar points

Avatar Points are a digital currency that can be gambled, dueled for, sacrificed, and of course spent to unlock new avatars.

Like #(channelpoints), Avatar Points are earned passively while hanging out in chat during the stream. They can also be earned as rewards for certain activities, or through gambling and dueling. Some of our channel point #(reward)s involve Avatar Points, too.

Ways to earn Avatar Points
[coming soon]
Avatar commands

Control your avatar and invoke special effects using special command words!

Some commands are available to all cultists, while others are limited to moderators only.

Usable by All Cultists
!jump
Cause your avatar to jump straight up! Useful for catching #(eyebat)s.
!sit
Cause your avatar to sit down and stop moving for a while. Avatars sit in many unique ways!
!stand
Stands you back up if you were sitting, so you can mill around again.
!right X !left X
Move X paces to the right or left.
!p
Praise! A classically emphatic celebratory exclamation, uniquely expressed by each avatar.

[more coming soon]

Usable by Mods Only
[coming soon]
Avatar Collection
Avatar Set 1 (1000 Avatar Points)
Old Cultist Avatar

Description: Some of us have been culting around for a while. Some of us just have a hitch in our get-along.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Censered Cultist

Description: What's in the censer? Who can say... prepare for heady vapors.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Cultist with Fliers

Description: Need a pick-me-up? Grab a coffee from that popular coffee place like everyone else. Sip languidly.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

News Times Enjoyer

Description: Get the news of our times from News Times! Don't miss the latest DOOOOOM... you wouldn't want to say you didn't see it coming.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Demon Snuggles

Description: Hug your demons! Caution: they might not let go.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Athame Cultist

Description: Sacrifice... it's a messy job, but someone's gotta do it. Someone else has gotta clean the floor, though.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Cultist Puppet

Description: Pay no attention to the hand behind the robe. Just look at this cute lil guy! And do to whatever he says!

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Blurry Cultist

Description: 20% miss chance. 100% unaccountable.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Stabbing Cultist

Description: Carefully rehearsing the perfect sacrificial stroke, this cultist is ready to follow through.

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Student of the Sword

Description: After spending hours in the library studying the art of the sword, it was time to put theory into practice. Better bring the manual, though...

Requirement: 1000 Avatar Points

Avatar Set 2 (2000 Avatar Points)
Bible of Doom

Description: They say not to judge a book by its cover, but you probably could have taken a cue from a title like 'Bible of Doom', eh?

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Coffee Demon

Description: Don't talk to demons before they've had their coffee. ...Or after.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Sparkler Demon

Description: A festive demon, partaking in an age-old pasttime: playing with fire.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Pizza Cultist

Description: The most loyal cultist is the one who brings pizza to the sacrifice.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Stoner Cultist

Description: Chill out with the divine apathy vibes.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Torch Bearer

Description: Venture confidently into the darkness with this combustion-powered illumination device! Recommended by 9/10 adventurer-archaeologists.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Mob Cultist

Description: It was pretty apathetic as mobs go, but the pitchfork really drove the point home.

Requirement: 2000 Avatar Points

Basic Avatars (Free to all cultists)
Basic Cultist #1

Description: A cultist, plain and simple.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Basic Cultist #2

Description: A cultist, mildly rotund.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Basic Cultist #3

Description: A cultist, gesticulating mildly.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Basic Cultist #4

Description: Another cultist, plain and simple.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Basic Demon

Description: Not a cat.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Basic Cultist #5

Description: A cultist, cultspreading.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Bits Avatars (250 Bits)
The GOAT

Description: The flyer said BYOS. Where's yours?

Requirement: 250 Bits

Portal Cultist

Description: A cultist, incredibly confident that these portals are going to come out where he thinks they will.

Requirement: 250 Bits

Cult Labs Scientist

Description: The facts! The checks! The science! Here at Cult Labs, we're changing the way miracles are perceived. Ask your doctor if prescription ApathX is right for you!

Requirement: 250 Bits

Cultist Bits Fiya

Description: No, these robes aren't flame retardant. And yes, all these candles are completely necessary for the ritual. What?

Requirement: 250 Bits

Cultist Bits Smoke

Description: A cultist adrift upon a zephyr.

Requirement: 250 Bits

Cultist Bits Skater

Description: The most ungovernable thing on 4 wheels.

Requirement: 250 Bits

Bits Avatars (500 Bits)
Demon Tower

Description: Just a cultist, plain and simple! Definitely not three (or four?) demons in a robe...

Requirement: 500 Bits. Chance to obtain from the Respec Leader channel point reward.

Cultsmas Avatars
Cultsmas gift: Demon

Description: The Demon Cultsmas gift avatar, embodying the spirit of cultsmas.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event

Halloween Avatars
Halloween: Pumpkin Wagon

Description: This year, The Science wanted to be a cultist pulling a wagon with a pumpkin in it. Who are we to deny The Science?

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event

Halloween: Possessed Pumpkin

Description: It's just a cute lil jack-o-lantern! ...that may not have been there a moment ago. Wait, where'd it go?

Requirement: Chance to obtain by defeating the pumpkin boss in a Trick, during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event

Mods Only
Mod Orb

Description: Ponder this.

Requirement: Become a mod for the stream. Or don't, though... power's not for everyone.

Social Media Collectibles
Twittering Demon

Description: Social media meets infernal networking.

Requirement: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(twitter) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

Discordianist

Description: A cultist playing a sacred cult instrument: the discordian. Formal musical training is discouraged.

Requirement: Join the Church of Divine Apathy #(discord) server and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

Propaganda Wagon

Description: Propaganda on wheels! Enjoy cult programming all day, every day. Praise.

Requirement: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(youtube) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

Facecult

Description: We tried the face thing, too; it never caught on.

Requirement: Join the Church of Divine Apathy on #(facebook) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a stream.

Insta Cat

Description: We heard the internet likes cats. Are we doing it right?

Requirement: Follow the Church of Divine Apathy on #(instagram) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

Special Rewards
Special Pregnant Cultist

Description: A cultist, gestating intensely. Created in honor of Kismetesque for her baby shower stream!

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Respec Leader channel point reward

Cultist Special Hover

Description: Remember that Twitch-based social site that was around for half a minute? ...Oh, the levitation? Yeah we can do that now.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Respec Leader channel point reward

The Thing

Description: A cultitht, plain and thimple. ONE OF UTH! PRAITHE! ...what?

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Respec Leader channel point reward

Core Keeper Cultist

Description: A two-dimensional cultist peeled straight out of Core Keeper, where leader painstakingly cleared a large area of the map and built it square by square.

Requirement: Whisper the clue word Leader spelled out near our base in an an old Core Keeper clip from our first playthrough (now deleted).

Scroll and Bones

Description: A cultist on a grand adventure, transporting knowledge from across realities to the great vaults of meh

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Respec Leader channel point reward

Streamer Cultist Exclusives
Bark Bark

Description: Who's a good doggo? This cultist! Created in honor of a cultist's best friend, the loyal bark bark: DNDLocke.

Requirement: Be Bark Bark, of which there is only one.

Sam's Not Culty

Description: Sam's not culty... or is she? An homage to #(samsnotfunny). Fun fact: This was originally created as a reward for participating in a fundraiser to get surgery for her cat Oliver. Extra fun fact: we did it!

Requirement: Use a #(samsnotfunny.streamer) emote in chat.

Thunderkitty

Description: An incorporeal cat became a cultist, courtesy of Kanyon. #(ThunderKaynon), that is.

Requirement: Use a #(thunderkanyon.streamer) emote in chat.

Cultist Custom Vaguelyderbi

Description: That hat looks vaguely familiar... it's Derbi! An homage to #(VincentVaguely).

Requirement: Use a #(VincentVaguely.streamer) emote in chat.

Cultist Custom Aubunny

Description: Some of us are a bunny sometimes. A floofy bouncy homage to #(aubreykadabra)!

Requirement: Use an #(aubreykadabra.streamer) emote in chat.

Cultist Custom Pixiedew

Description: Bringing divine apathy to the residents Stardew Valley! All of them. An initiative was undertaken by #(xChaosxPixiex) to turn all of the character sprites into cultists, and we turned right back around and made one into an avatar! This avatar charms us all with its adorable unique !h ability. 〈3

Requirement: Use a #(xChaosxPixiex.streamercu) emote in chat.

Cultist Custom Chelbybrainspiders

Description: Praise Chelby, queen of brainspiders!

Requirement: Use a #(chelbylou.streamer) emote in chat.

Subscribers Only
Power Level 9000+1

Description: You've been powering up, we can tell. The epitome of cult ascension: laser hands.

Requirement: Subscribe on Twitch

unlock
Ralph Tower

Description: A spirited trio of Ralphs attempting feats beyond their usual capabilities.

Requirement: Get the Golden Ralph! Chance to obtain from the Spawn a Humunkulus channel point reward.

unlockable
Cult Noir Duelist

Description: I should have asked for more time off. He should have asked for a lawyer.

Requirement: Win 5 duels

Librarian of the Vaults of Meh

Description: Ask the librarian, get the answer. The whole entire answer. With references.

Requirement: Read the #(rules) and whisper the clue word to #(churchofdivineapathy.streamer) during a #(stream).

The Sacrifice

Description: Wait, why am I the only one here in a white robe?

Requirement: Redeem the Sacrifice channel point reward to spend your hard earned #(channel points) and give another cultist some #(avatarpoints).

Gear Collection
Flying Pets
Eyebat

Description: Flip flap flop. Who knows why it's following you.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event.

Eyebat Cultsmas giftbat

Description: Eyebats flap in Cultsmas hats and brainspiders go _____

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event

Voidling Drewdlebug - Hover

Description: A drewdlebug that mostly hums.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.

Voidling Drewdlebug - Zip

Description: A drewdlebug that mostly sways.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.

Ralph Halloween Ghost

Description: This doesn't seem physically possible... but heck, it's seasonally appropriate.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event

Cupid Ralph #1

Description: A Ralph made to shower love everywhere he goes.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Cupid Ralph #2

Description: If you take an arrow from this little guy, look around for another cultist in agony. Congratulations, you're matched!

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Hats and Hat-Like Stuff
Birthday Hat: Leader

Description: A stylish partyhat hat to crown your cultist adventures.

Requirement: Say 'happy birthday leader' in chat, any time!

Birthday Hat: Phaedri

Description: A stylish partyhat hat to crown your cultist adventures.

Requirement: Say 'happy birthday phaedri' in chat, any time!

Birthday Hat: Kismet

Description: A stylish partyhat hat to crown your cultist adventures.

Requirement: Say 'happy birthday kismet' in chat, any time!

Dancing Brainspider

Description: LEFT. RIGHT. UP UP UP.

Requirement: Join us on Brainspider Awareness Day, whenever that is.

Cultsmas Hat

Description: A classic choice for the most seasonal time of the year.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Cultsmas Ralph Hat

Description: A stylish santaralph hat to crown your cultist adventures.

Requirement: unavailable

Derppinrex Unipoop Hat

Description: A unicorn poop, in ways you didn't imagine.

Requirement: Use a Derppinrex emote in chat!

Pope Bishop Peppers

Description: A stylish custom hat to crown your cultist adventures.

Requirement: Be the Venerable Pope Bishop Peppers, of which there is only one.

Brainspider Beanie

Description: Team brainspider would like you to put this on your head, please.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Demon Beanie

Description: When you feel like tying someone's shoelaces together, or balancing a cup of water on top of a door.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Eyebat Beanie

Description: For mindlessly flapping about.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Ralph Beanie

Description: My Ralph rides a bicyle. Your Ralph needs a monocle.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

The Science Beanie

Description: Whenever we would wonder, we will say: Trust The Science.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Cult Secrets

Description: Aw man, where did I leave those mushrooms?

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Nameless Voidling 1 Hat

Description: Like a normal beanie, but with more eyestalks.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Nameless Voidling 2 Hat

Description: At least the mouth isn't on the bottom. Don't get too close to your friends.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Nameless Voidling 3 Hat

Description: It's totally safe to wear.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Nameless Voidling 4 Hat

Description: Eyeballs all over, covered in goo!

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Nameless Voidling 5 Hat

Description: The mouth is on the bottom, sure, but it looks like an herbivore... right?

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Drewdlebug Hat

Description: Hum and sway, and see if anyone brings you shiny things.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Glordy Hat

Description: Never, ever risk this with a real one.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Luminarch Hat

Description: For the sweetest and most magical of dreams.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Voiderbi Hat

Description: Never worry about fruit flies or mosquitos ever again!

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Fuzzwuzzle Hat

Description: Feeling moody? This hat totally gets you.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Gralf Hat

Description: Deter other critters the natural way.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Groggle Hat

Description: Aww, it's just a little drool. He's so happy to see your head!

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Zuffar Hat

Description: The best kind of hat for just hanging out.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Lumicore Hat

Description: For the average lamp enjoyer.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Trunch Hat

Description: You'll find yourself wanting to wear it again, and again, and again...

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Buggo Hat

Description: Those little wings are too small to lift you, but that won't stop you from trying.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Whomst Hat

Description: A memento of your visit to the crystal caves.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Yurk Hat

Description: If you hear that brayin' call, just let 'em gallop on.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Voidling Galastrial Hat

Description: Tame this majestic hat before it tames you!

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event.

Walking Pets
Easter Ralph #1

Description: A freshly hatched pink ralph covered in purple spots.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #2

Description: A freshly hatched purple Ralph covered in blue spots.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #3

Description: A freshly hatched goldenrod Ralph covered in green spots.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #4

Description: A freshly hatched yellow Ralph covered in blue spots.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #5

Description: A freshly hatched Ralph with blue and purple stripes.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #6

Description: A freshly hatched Ralph with pink and orange stripes.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #7

Description: A freshly hatched Ralph with pink and green stripes.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #8

Description: A freshly hatched Ralph with green and yellow stripes.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #9

Description: A freshly hatched yellow Ralph covered in green triangles.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #10

Description: A freshly hatched orange Ralph covered in little purple triangles.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #11

Description: A freshly hatched pink Ralph covered in little orange triangles.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

Easter Ralph #12

Description: A freshly hatched blue Ralph covered in little pink triangles.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from the Hatch Ralph channel point redeem during our annual Spring Ralph Hunt event. Gotta hatch 'em all!

DevCro's Blue Ralph

Description: Hand dipped in signature DevCro Blue pigment specially supplied by Practically Potion.

Requirement: Use a #(devcro.streamer) emote in chat.

Basic Ralph #1

Description: A basic Ralph. He gets the job done.

Requirement: Free to all cultists!

Halloween Ralph #1

Description: Don't eat him. He's probably been sitting out since last year.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event

Cultsmas Ralph #1

Description: He has one reason to exist this Cultsmas: looking cute in a little hat.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event

Cultsmas Ralph #2

Description: Not sure if peppermint flavored, or just did a cartwheel in the snow.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event

Ralph with a Candle

Description: This Ralph is lit.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event

Ralph with Chalk

Description: Made to take notes, but feels cooler when he holds the chalk like a cigarette. What a lil' badass.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Sleepy Ralph

Description: Someone made a ralph to sleep so they don't have to... huh. We wonder if this worked.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Disco Ralph

Description: Makes you want to dance to music no one can hear.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Cultsmas Bauble Ralph: Blue

Description: The Ralph whose job it is to hang the blue ornaments.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Cultsmas Bauble Ralph: Green

Description: The Ralph whose job it is to hang the green ornaments.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Cultsmas Bauble Ralph: Purple

Description: The Ralph whose job it is to hang the purple ornaments.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Cultsmas Bauble Ralph: Red

Description: The Ralph whose job it is to hang the red ornaments.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Cultsmas Bauble Ralph: Yellow

Description: The Ralph whose job it is to hang the yellow ornaments.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Cartwheel Ralph

Description: He gets things done, but he can't go anywhere without doing a... yeah, that.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Spinning Coffee Ralph

Description: He'll bring you a half-empty coffee cup! Eventually!

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Coffee Ralph

Description: He'll bring you coffee!

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Cowboy Ralph #1

Description: This town is big enough for at least two of us.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Cowboy Ralph #2

Description: Watch it with those finger guns... you'll lose an eye.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Detective Ralph

Description: Diligent. Maybe TOO diligent.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Flippin' Ralph

Description: Get your flippin' ralph out of here.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Blue Hazmat Ralph

Description: Spooders™ Hazmat Team B. Clearly the superior team.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Yellow Hazmat Ralph

Description: Spooders™ Hazmat Team Y. Clearly the superior team.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Hopping Ralph

Description: What is his purpose?

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Noir

Description: Now I sleep with one eye open... one big eye.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Pirate Ralph

Description: Never buckle your own swash again.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Dueling Pirate Ralph

Description: He'll have 'em walking the plank.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Spooders Ralph

Description: Fresh from the factory.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Walking Ralph

Description: This ralph was made for walking, and that's just what he'll do.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Jumping Alien Ralph

Description: .

Requirement: unavailable

Alien Ralph

Description: .

Requirement: unavailable

Cultsmas Light Ralph

Description: The ralph whose job it is to hang the cultsmas lights. Might want to tell him where...

Requirement: Chance to obtain from a Cultsmas gift during our annual Cultsmas gifting event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Halloween Skull 1

Description: Is this a ralph skull? Do ralphs even have skulls? Would that change how unsettling this is?

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Halloween Skull 2

Description: Where'd you get those? Don't know and don't care.

Requirement: Chance to obtain as a Treat during our annual spooky Trick Or Treat event, or from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Void Antennae 2

Description: Your ralph is ringing, you gonna pick it up?

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Void Antennae 1

Description: There's no service in the void.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Void Splort

Description: With the latest in pestilence technology!

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Void Teeth

Description: Would be a lot scarier if he wasn't just bumping into everything.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Ralph Void Tentacles

Description: Only mostly spaghettified.

Requirement: Chance to obtain from The Claw channel point reward

Demon on a Wagon

Description: When he's probably too sleepy to get up to anything, but you can't really let him out of your sight, just in case.

Requirement: Not sure...

Voidberry

Description: The coveted companion of pro Voidball players. Don't let Mr. Voidberry spot him...

Requirement: Score the most goals and become MVP in a game of Voidball! Kick off a game with the Voidball channel point redeem

Void Baby: Fuzzwuzzle

Description: A loyal ground companion, the voidling is ready for every cultist quest.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.

Void Baby: Buggo

Description: A loyal ground companion, the voidling is ready for every cultist quest.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.

Void Baby: Groggle

Description: A loyal ground companion, the voidling is ready for every cultist quest.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.

Void Baby: Slurm

Description: A loyal ground companion, the voidling is ready for every cultist quest.

Requirement: Free to all cultists after our 2024 Spring Ralph Hunt event! Hatch all the Ralphs, hatch all the void babies... you did it.