Fuel the cult propaganda engine!
98% more efficient than burning garbage**
Ask not what your cult can do for you*, but what you can do for your cult.
You don't even have to ask that, actually. We'll tell you right here:
You can make stuff. Cult stuff!
As a stuff cult, the art of making cult stuff is at the core of our very existence. And the best thing about cult stuff is that we can make more cult stuff out of existing cult stuff!
We've put together some packs of reusable parts for making our most popular stuff. Following the simple principles of observation, detachment, and just generally winging it, any cultist can do their part.***
CLICK THESE LINKS to download zip files full of materials!
*Actually do ask us, though. If you don't know what to do with these we can probably help.
** The Science et al, "Motivational Efficiency and Proximity to Combustible Detritus"; Cult Labs
*** For the glory of the cult, of course. We take no responsibility for whatever weird stuff you do with this, and don't go selling anything without us, kapische?